May 2011
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6...
dearkristaaine:
lol-swagg:
screamingatstars:
breadkram:
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Well it isn’t so bad, and what did he call the boy? Doctor: Denephew.
I don’t get it.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA. OMG LOL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH...
Photo taken on a roller-coaster.
hananballia:
Expectation:
Reality:
HAHA!
Lip-singing a song like you're the artist
technicolorpixie:
My best talent
That awkward moment when you send a text to the...
Dear future husband,
When you propose to me, please don’t put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat that shit.
When a guy walks by and they smell good.
Oh sweet Jesus, come back.
That awkward moment when you know the full lyrics...
